XC & The Holy Grail of Balance

XenoCorp (XC) Pictures Ltd
in association with
The Taldren Forums
presents

XenoCorp and The Holy Grail of Play Balance

XenøCørpti ik den Hølie Gräilen

Written by:
762, Frey, Hawkeye, and Hstaphath
Røten nik Akten Di

With:
Frey Petermeier, Blade, GC, Dieter Lundquist, Kehakoul,
K'tuj Hegh, Malystryx, Harry P. Nez, Two Dogs, Locutus,
Da Bomb, Hobbesmaster, RogueJedi, Intrepid, Ward,
MissWall, Data, theSea, Kieran Forester, SuperDadof5,
BigEd, Krusaderr, 4EverGreen, Mr. Worth, Grimbeard,
CIA_Ops, Scratch_Monkey, Kodiak Raven, Median Raphe',
Lando Calrissian, Hawkeye Stoneyface, Randir, Stumbleweed,
GodsWrath, AlienLXIX, 762, Ferretlxix, Drone8888,
XxMoogxX, Hstaphath, Nicke, Hippie, OrneryRooster,
Negatizer, Jhaelen al-Irse, Larin, UltraProphet, S'Tasik,
OnReye, IM'HOTEP, Reffet, 5of12, Will of the Knight,
and Ggruuk

Wik

Also appearing:
Overon, Scrote, Frodo, Moofighters, Sethan, Hunin Raven, the XC Battle Cow, Sniper, SFCShadow, Jinxx, Bethke, and a very overworked David Ferrell

Alsø wik

Also also appearing:
The Knights of Foo
ISC Space Frogs
The Virginal Girls of Starbase Anthrax
Rules Lawyer #1 and #2
The Old Man
Cheater #1 and #2
Keeper of the Bird of Bethke

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Ustabëkzinti space this yër ?
See the løveli drøne wäves
The wøndërful subspace cømmunicätions systëm
And mäni interesting furry animäls that wänt to kill yøu

With special extra thanks to:
Taldren for having the guts to make Starfleet Command in the first place and Monty Python for reasons obvious.

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. And I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Bastet.
Signed: BILL CLINTON

Including the majestik miräk

A miräk once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the miräk with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Orion dentist and star of many Lyrän møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Orion Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of K'tuj Hegh"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, miräk bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

Miräk Trained by: YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Miräk Effects: OLAF PROT
Miräk Can Opener perfected by: K'COWHEGH K'DOGHEGH AND K'CATHEGH
Miräk Costumes: SIGGI CHURCHILL
Miräk choreographed by: HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Miräks by: HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Miräk trained to Plasma Ballet and use the Gorn Anchor by: JURGEN WIGG
Miräk's teeth sharpened by: BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large miräk on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, Romulan and "O" Level Geography by: BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the miräk suggested by: VIC ROTTER
Fur-care by: LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

Executive Producer:
Admiral "RALPH" The Wonder Ferret

Producer:
Commodore Spank My Ferret

Assisted By:
SR. CAPTAIN EARL J. FERRET
CAPTAIN MILT Q. FERRET III
LT. SY FERRET
LT. MERLE Z. FERRET IX

Directed By:
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN FERRETS
6 VENEZUELAN RED FERRETS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING FERRETS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE FERRET)
REG FERRET OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY FERRETS
FROM "FERRET-FRESH" FARMS LTD. IN HAWAII

Please contact Hstaphath with any comments, suggestions, questions or bribe money you may have

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