The most powerful word.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:50 pmThe most powerful word.
SHIT!
Ponder this.
Shit may just Be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit,
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
while others cant tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits.
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
chicken shit,
and horse shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit,
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder then shit,
some days are hotter then shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there is times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or,
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up a shit creek with out a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
and other times you can swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you consider the facts,it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember,once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit..........
SHIT!
Ponder this.
Shit may just Be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit,
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
while others cant tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits.
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
chicken shit,
and horse shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit,
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder then shit,
some days are hotter then shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there is times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or,
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up a shit creek with out a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
and other times you can swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you consider the facts,it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember,once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit..........
