Narrator: In the lands west of the Brandywine in the gently rolling green hills and woods of what was once the proud Kingdom of Arnor is The Shire. A lone hobbit lass, buxom and in the flush of youth, pauses in her early morning trek on the ridge of a flower strewn hill to greet the rising sun with song.
Estella: (singing) Baggins. The one they called Bilbo.
He was born... born one summer morn--
He had short arms... and short legs...
A Baggins called Bilbo--
And he had brown curly hair.
No "klepto Kinder" named Bilbo,
Those rip-offs are cheap on ebay,
On a hobbit called Bilbo--
Hstaphath: Yes, its now time for the enchanting "prelude" to Monty Python: Lord of the Rings that you've all been waiting for!
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J.R.R. Tolkien's: Dën Høbitsån
J.R.R. Tølkiën's: Där un Och Igën
or (if you prefer)
J.R.R. Tølkiën's: Dën Livet uv Bilbodån
or (as the old Hobbit himself was rather fond of)
J.R.R. Tølkiën's: En Høbitsånil Hølidäk
or (to be truly accurate, of course)
J.R.R. Tølkiën's: Nëu Linå Cinëmatik är Greidi Bästardskå
Hstaphath: Right! That will be quite enough of that. Now... let's get on with it, eh?
(aka: Hstaphath - The Official Bard of XenoCorp)
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