The Complete Script
Monty Python: The Hobbit
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Scene Index
Opening Narrative - A Hobbit Named Bilbo Scene 1 - A Sack Full of Baggins Scene 2 - The Ereborian Dwarven Popular Front of Erebor Narrative Interlude - Revelations in Rivendell Scene 3 - A Simple Misunderstanding Scene 4 - Canned Meat in the Dark Scene 5 - Goblins, Sheep, and Bears-- Oh My! Narrative Interlude - Out of the Frying-Pan and into the Fire, Rinse and Repeat Scene 6 - Kingdom of the Wood Elves Scene 7 - Barrels Out of Bondage Scene 8 - Lake-town, Lake-town, Lake-town Scene 9 - Rings of Power - Special Edition Scene 10 - Fire and Water - An Opera Narrative Interlude - How to Recognize Different Types of Tree From Quite a Long Way Away Scene 11 - Off to Erebor! Scene 12 - War, Sir, is Raw Scene 13 - Battle of Five Armies - Sports Edition Scene 14 - The End of the Beginning Narrative Conclusion - Bardic Epilogue
Scene 1 - A Sack Full of Baggins
Scene 2 - The Ereborian Dwarven Popular Front of Erebor
Narrative Interlude - Revelations in Rivendell
Scene 3 - A Simple Misunderstanding
Scene 4 - Canned Meat in the Dark
Scene 5 - Goblins, Sheep, and Bears-- Oh My!
Narrative Interlude - Out of the Frying-Pan and into the Fire, Rinse and Repeat
Scene 6 - Kingdom of the Wood Elves
Scene 7 - Barrels Out of Bondage
Scene 8 - Lake-town, Lake-town, Lake-town
Scene 9 - Rings of Power - Special Edition
Scene 10 - Fire and Water - An Opera
Narrative Interlude - How to Recognize Different Types of Tree From Quite a Long Way Away
Scene 11 - Off to Erebor!
Scene 12 - War, Sir, is Raw
Scene 13 - Battle of Five Armies - Sports Edition
Scene 14 - The End of the Beginning
Narrative Conclusion - Bardic Epilogue
Tolkienotic Pythonesque Navigation
Monty Python: The Hobbit (You are already here!)
Monty Python: Fellowship of the Ring
Monty Python: The Two Towers
Monty Python: Return of the King
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The Complete Script