The Complete Script

Monty Python: Return of the King

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Scene Index

Opening Narrative - Le Retour du Roi

Scene 1 - A Journey to Remember

Scene 2 - Pippin and the Palantir

Scene 3 - The Muster of Rhn

Scene 4 - Mordor Unleashed

Narrative Interlude - Eldar Na Rata Abad!

Scene 5 - Paths of the Dead

Scene 6 - La Charge Futile

Narrative Interlude - Siege of Gondor

Scene 7 - The Stairs of Cirith Ungol

Scene 8 - Shelob's Lair

Narrative Interlude - Denethor's Madness

Scene 9 - Regarding Furry Footed Blue Things

Scene 10 - Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Narrative Interlude - An Interview With C.J.R. Tolkien

Scene 11 - Lunch Reservations

Scene 12 - Expecting the Unexpected

Scene 13 - Charge!

Narrative Conclusion - Appendix G


Tolkienotic Pythonesque Navigation

Monty Python: The Hobbit

Monty Python: Fellowship of the Ring

Monty Python: The Two Towers

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