Scene 15: Message For You, Sir

K'tujHegh: Well taken, theSea!
theSea: Thank you, sir! Most kind.
K'tujHegh: And again... Over we go! Good. Steady! And now, the big one...Ooof! Come on, theSea!
[theSea is hit with a NSM followed by a suicide shuttle] BOOM!!!
theSea: Message for you, sir.
[fwump - he falls over]
K'tujHegh: theSea! theSea, speak to me! "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by Taldren, who wishes me to use magic photons against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Starbase."

At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! ...Brave, brave theSea! You shall not have died in vain!
theSea: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir.
K'tujHegh: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
theSea: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.
K'tujHegh: Oh, I see.
theSea: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you--
K'tujHegh: No, no, sweet theSea! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh)
theSea: Idiom, sir?
K'tujHegh: Idiom!
theSea: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.
K'tujHegh: Farewell, sweet theSea!
theSea: I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah.


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